Harrison Ford pierces Jimmy Fallon’s ear on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
THIS. HAPPENED. Rewatch all the madness (and Jimmy’s yelling).
i scrolled for an explanation and there was none
VIRGINIA JUST LEGALIZED GAY MARRIAGE FIRST STATE IN THE SOUTH 30 MINUTES AGO HELL FUCKIN YEA TURN THE FUCK UP IN THIS STATE FUNCTION
I hope you look for me in everyone you meet.
No I fucking LOVE this.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Teen Wolf Cast birthdays and ages
WHAT THE FUCK
this messed me up
Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation.